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Post by Rainbow Rage on Nov 25, 2007 14:09:34 GMT -5
Hey, in Sidney, we punch you a number of times equal to the amount of years you've dwelt on this planet. Be ready, sucker!
Hey, maybe we could give you a "Spot" gift certificate, I'm sure you would love it =D Get a George W. Bush burger, your favorite!
Happy Birthday, Mad Scotsman!
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 25, 2007 23:04:43 GMT -5
So what do beautiful chicas who just turned 21 get for their birthdays? I think we need to go out and celebrate these 21st birthdays. Except for Gator, he can be the DD. poor gator lol
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Post by Rainbow Rage on Nov 25, 2007 23:08:58 GMT -5
So what do beautiful chicas who just turned 21 get for their birthdays? I think we need to go out and celebrate these 21st birthdays. Except for Gator, he can be the DD. poor gator lol lol, good idea. Merry birthday to you, too! Let's get smashed and tell Gator the bad news!
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Post by SbFe_Fluegel-kun on Nov 25, 2007 23:27:23 GMT -5
Hey, in Sidney, we punch you a number of times equal to the amount of years you've dwelt on this planet. Be ready, sucker! Hey, maybe we could give you a "Spot" gift certificate, I'm sure you would love it =D Get a George W. Bush burger, your favorite! Happy Birthday, Mad Scotsman! We get punched for our birthdays? That's funny, I always got kicked in the nuts for my birthdays. Matter of fact, that's how I lost my 4th testicle. Ahh, that was a lovely 7th birthday! (And if you don't believe me, I have the spinal stint and the titanium cup to prove it!) In any case, happy birthday Scotsman! Just make sure you cover your bagpipes when they come a knockin'!
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Post by Madscotsman on Nov 27, 2007 16:40:20 GMT -5
Thanks for all the various suggestions of possible mutilations, but I'll pass on the punching and the nuts-kicking. And yes, we should all have a "We're 21 and older party" and make Gator run all our errands for us. Hehe, using young people as slaves is fun
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Post by SbFe_Fluegel-kun on Nov 28, 2007 1:21:25 GMT -5
I'm not young, I'm elderly challenged! Hey, I don't mind playing chauffer for all you old fogeys, just means that I get the last laugh when you all wind up in a ditch the next morning (and someone winds up missing a car). Plus, what's more fun than watching drunk people? It's a personalized reality show in the backseat of the car! So yeah, I don't mind, just don't blame me if you wind up on YouTube afterwards. Oh, and let's not forget the Murphy's Laws of D.D.-ing: ----- 1) Where there's a will, there's your will. ----- 2) "Just two" is two more than they should have had. ----- 3) Shots generally end up to the mouth. ----- 4) DD stands for Dumb and Dumber. ------- Corollary: Those will also be the names of your passengers by the end of the night. ----- 5) The keys will always wind up missing. ------- Corollary 1: They're never where you left them. ------- Corollary 2: If they are, then they're locked in your car. 'Nuff said.
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Post by Burnout on Nov 29, 2007 4:06:26 GMT -5
Just Feel Like throwing this out for those who know Me. While Inebriated with alcohol I actually remember the Names of People I meet... Shocking, I know. -Just a tip, Don't Mix Dark With Light Ohh, And happy Birthday... albiet a little late
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 1, 2007 22:45:55 GMT -5
How...interesting Gator. Allyria is not best pleased with your Murphy's laws considering its my car that totes everyone around, whether or not I'm driving... So I'm more in accordance with Scotsman on this one. What does everyone's schedules look like for exam week?
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